random things that are useless
*Ducks quacks don't echo. No one knows why.
*Hitler's mother thought about having an abortion, but was talked out of it by her doctor.
*We shed 40 pounds of skin in a lifetime.
*Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
*Right handed people live on average 9 years longer than left handed people
*A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day
*In Singapore, it is illegal to sell or own chewing gum
*"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
*A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
*Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.
*Donald Duck was banned in Finland for a while because he doesn't wear pants.
*The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
*111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
*The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
*The manufacturing documentation for a Jumbo Jet weighs more than a Jumbo Jet.
*If electrodes are inserted at opposite ends of a pickle, and electricity is passed through, the pickle will glow.
*The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
*Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots.
*40% of cases a pizza will arrive sooner than an ambulance.
*Most toilets flush in E-flat.
*It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.
*The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
*In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
*A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
*The longest one-syllable word is "screeched."
*Frowning burns more calories than smiling.
*1/4 of the bones in your body are in your feet.
*The average woman consumes 6 pounds of lipstick in her lifetime.
*The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.
*If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
*A ball of glass will bounce higher that a ball of rubber.
*Children grow faster in the spring.
*On average, a human being will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime.
*Mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
*A sneeze travels out of your mouth at over100 miles per hour.
*Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food.
*A "dude" is an infected hair on an elephants butt.
*The average person has a total of 6 pounds of skin.
*Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
*On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
*On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
*Red is the most commonly colored vehicle involved in accidents each year.
*The swastika was originally a symbol of peace and honor and is still used by Buddhists today.
*Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
*Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."
*In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
*American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
*The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
*Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Heart Touching
hey..lately I've been non-stopping watching this video..i don't know why but i feel like when seeing this dances plus with the song,it kinda reach me into my soul..it makes me understand a story that's never been told..its nice..the choreography is superb..the song is yellow by Coldplay but its change into a violin version played by the Vitamin String Quartet..enough talking..you watch yourself..
Saturday, January 30, 2010
A Little Angel
There came a frantic knock at the doctor's office door,A knock, more urgent than he had ever heard before.
"Come in, Come in," the impatient doctor said,"Come in, Come in, before you wake the dead."In walked a frightened little girl, a child no more than nine,It was plain for all to see, she had troubles on her mind,"Oh doctor, I beg you, please come with me,My mother is surely dying, she's as sick as she can be."
"I don't make house calls, bring your mother here,"
"But she's too sick, so you must come or she will die I fear,"
The doctor, touched by her devotion, decided he would go,She said he would be blessed, more than he could know.
She led him to her house where her mother lay in bed,Her mother was so very sick she couldn't raise her head,But her eyes cried out for help and help her the doctor did,She would have died that very night had it not been for her kid.The doctor got her fever down and she lived through the night,And morning brought the doctor signs, that she would be all right,The doctor said he had to leave but would return again by two.
And later he came back to check, just like he said he'd do.The mother praised the doctor for all the things he'd done,He told her she would have died, were it not for her little one,"How proud you must be of your wonderful little girl,It was her pleading that made me come, she is really quite a pear!"
"But doctor, my daughter died over three years ago,Is the picture on the wall of the little girl you know?"
The doctors legs went limp for the picture on the wall,Was the same little girl for whom he'd made this call.The doctor stood motionless, for quite a little while,And then his solemn face, was broken by his smile,He was thinking of that frantic knock heard at his office door,And of the beautiful little angel that had walked across his floor..
"Come in, Come in," the impatient doctor said,"Come in, Come in, before you wake the dead."In walked a frightened little girl, a child no more than nine,It was plain for all to see, she had troubles on her mind,"Oh doctor, I beg you, please come with me,My mother is surely dying, she's as sick as she can be."
"I don't make house calls, bring your mother here,"
"But she's too sick, so you must come or she will die I fear,"
The doctor, touched by her devotion, decided he would go,She said he would be blessed, more than he could know.
She led him to her house where her mother lay in bed,Her mother was so very sick she couldn't raise her head,But her eyes cried out for help and help her the doctor did,She would have died that very night had it not been for her kid.The doctor got her fever down and she lived through the night,And morning brought the doctor signs, that she would be all right,The doctor said he had to leave but would return again by two.
And later he came back to check, just like he said he'd do.The mother praised the doctor for all the things he'd done,He told her she would have died, were it not for her little one,"How proud you must be of your wonderful little girl,It was her pleading that made me come, she is really quite a pear!"
"But doctor, my daughter died over three years ago,Is the picture on the wall of the little girl you know?"
The doctors legs went limp for the picture on the wall,Was the same little girl for whom he'd made this call.The doctor stood motionless, for quite a little while,And then his solemn face, was broken by his smile,He was thinking of that frantic knock heard at his office door,And of the beautiful little angel that had walked across his floor..
Yellow
Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah they were all yellow,
I came along
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called yellow
So then I took my turn
Oh all the things I've done
And it was all yellow
Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know you know I love you so
You know I love you so
I swam across
I jumped across for you
Oh all the things you do
Cause you were all yellow
I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh what a thing to do
And it was all yellow
Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know for you i bleed myself dry
For you i bleed myself dry
Its true look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine
look at the stars look how they shine for you
look at the things you,do..
a great lyric to a great song to a great band..yellow by coldplay..
even its not new,but,its still good..=)
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah they were all yellow,
I came along
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called yellow
So then I took my turn
Oh all the things I've done
And it was all yellow
Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know you know I love you so
You know I love you so
I swam across
I jumped across for you
Oh all the things you do
Cause you were all yellow
I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh what a thing to do
And it was all yellow
Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know for you i bleed myself dry
For you i bleed myself dry
Its true look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine
look at the stars look how they shine for you
look at the things you,do..
a great lyric to a great song to a great band..yellow by coldplay..
even its not new,but,its still good..=)
Thursday, January 28, 2010
[Updating]
i hate homeworks..
when i said during the holidays that i missed school so much,
well,i meant school is friends..
homeworks are piling up on my desk..
there's just no TIME to do all those stuffs..
one day minimum of 5 homeworks..
its like hell!!!
X-(
i love my ps3!!!!
games all finish..
except resident evil 5..
ughhh..
cant wait 2 get it done..
buy new games..
weeeooo!!!
when i said during the holidays that i missed school so much,
well,i meant school is friends..
homeworks are piling up on my desk..
there's just no TIME to do all those stuffs..
one day minimum of 5 homeworks..
its like hell!!!
X-(
i love my ps3!!!!
games all finish..
except resident evil 5..
ughhh..
cant wait 2 get it done..
buy new games..
weeeooo!!!
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Hey fellow followers..
haha..that's funny..
*clears throat* ok..
Lately,my life is filled with boredom..
idk why,but i just feel like i got nuthin to do in my life..
(eventhough i got loads..)=)
sigh..seeing all those people who got their results for boarding school
makes me wanna cut out their trachea,put some snakes in their oesophagus
and..WAIT!!!HOLD UP,HOLD UP,HOLD UP!!
Why in the world am talking science here??
hahaha..
anyways,*clears throat* (adri said that me clearing my throat is really annoying)
what im trying to say is,at least they know what directions they are following
in they're life..
unlike me..
i wanna be a pilot,but im short-sightedness (rabun jauh people!!haha)..
then my second choice is doctor,but im not sure if i deserve or able to handle
being a doctor..DAMN YOU CONFUSION!!
school life is,okay laaaaa...
not much is happening..
just some 3ct's activities..(ok that rhymes..hahah!!)
bio is damn stressful!!!
just take it like this,*clears throat* (there's the clearing throat again..sheesh)
we got universe,and inside the universe we got galaxies,inside the galaxy,inside the galaxy we got milky way,inside the milky way we got solar system,inside the solar system we got planets,among the planets we got earth,inside earth we got different organisms,inside organisms we got system,inside system we got organs,inside organs we got tissue,inside tissue we got cells (here's where the dizziness starts),
inside cells we got nucleus,plasma membrane,cytoplasm,smooth and rough endoplasmic reticulum,Golgi apparatus,centrioles,mitochondrion,and inside nucleus we got chromatin,nucleoplasm,nucleolus..
aaaaaa!!see how dizzy it makes you??!!!
hahaha..ok..
this is as far as i can go today..
adios amigos..
and remember,dont stop refuting stuffs..
hahaha!
=)
haha..that's funny..
*clears throat* ok..
Lately,my life is filled with boredom..
idk why,but i just feel like i got nuthin to do in my life..
(eventhough i got loads..)=)
sigh..seeing all those people who got their results for boarding school
makes me wanna cut out their trachea,put some snakes in their oesophagus
and..WAIT!!!HOLD UP,HOLD UP,HOLD UP!!
Why in the world am talking science here??
hahaha..
anyways,*clears throat* (adri said that me clearing my throat is really annoying)
what im trying to say is,at least they know what directions they are following
in they're life..
unlike me..
i wanna be a pilot,but im short-sightedness (rabun jauh people!!haha)..
then my second choice is doctor,but im not sure if i deserve or able to handle
being a doctor..DAMN YOU CONFUSION!!
school life is,okay laaaaa...
not much is happening..
just some 3ct's activities..(ok that rhymes..hahah!!)
bio is damn stressful!!!
just take it like this,*clears throat* (there's the clearing throat again..sheesh)
we got universe,and inside the universe we got galaxies,inside the galaxy,inside the galaxy we got milky way,inside the milky way we got solar system,inside the solar system we got planets,among the planets we got earth,inside earth we got different organisms,inside organisms we got system,inside system we got organs,inside organs we got tissue,inside tissue we got cells (here's where the dizziness starts),
inside cells we got nucleus,plasma membrane,cytoplasm,smooth and rough endoplasmic reticulum,Golgi apparatus,centrioles,mitochondrion,and inside nucleus we got chromatin,nucleoplasm,nucleolus..
aaaaaa!!see how dizzy it makes you??!!!
hahaha..ok..
this is as far as i can go today..
adios amigos..
and remember,dont stop refuting stuffs..
hahaha!
=)
Friday, January 15, 2010
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Please Care!!!!
hey followers..
I'm just taking a little of your time reading my blog to discuss about
a topic related to the environment..
don't exit my blog until you have finish reading..
please..
I just watched the news on TV..
Cant believe an estimation of 7000 people died to an earthquake
at the island of Haiti near Cuba..
Its really bad n terrifying..
As you can see,every year,there is always news about some natural phenomenon
happened to any country and killed people..
This is really important,so please,continue reading..
Based on the topic,natural phenomenon is really deadly..
REALLY,REALLY DEADLY!!
So,that means,mother nature is freaking mad!!!
Please,do some environmental work..
Plant some trees,stop open burning,n any other environmental work..
So,pleaz,pleaz,pleaz,PLEAZ!!
Care for the environment,before environment take care of you..
I'm just taking a little of your time reading my blog to discuss about
a topic related to the environment..
don't exit my blog until you have finish reading..
please..
I just watched the news on TV..
Cant believe an estimation of 7000 people died to an earthquake
at the island of Haiti near Cuba..
Its really bad n terrifying..
As you can see,every year,there is always news about some natural phenomenon
happened to any country and killed people..
This is really important,so please,continue reading..
Based on the topic,natural phenomenon is really deadly..
REALLY,REALLY DEADLY!!
So,that means,mother nature is freaking mad!!!
Please,do some environmental work..
Plant some trees,stop open burning,n any other environmental work..
So,pleaz,pleaz,pleaz,PLEAZ!!
Care for the environment,before environment take care of you..
Monday, January 11, 2010
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
5) Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
12) staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
15) Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
For the losers who didnt get it..... ur dumb
(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
5) Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
12) staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
15) Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
For the losers who didnt get it..... ur dumb
Nine Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid RM 8 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid RM 8 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Things My Mother Taught Me
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished
cleaning!"
My mother taught me RELIGION:
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
My mother taught me LOGIC:
"Because I said so, that's why."
My mother taught me FORESIGHT:
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
My mother taught me IRONY:
"Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about."
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
My mother taught me about STAMINA:
"You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."
My mother taught me about WEATHER:
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS:
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen
then?"
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't
Exaggerate!!!"
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:
"Stop acting like your father!"
My mother taught me about ENVY:
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do!"
THANKS, MOM !
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished
cleaning!"
My mother taught me RELIGION:
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
My mother taught me LOGIC:
"Because I said so, that's why."
My mother taught me FORESIGHT:
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
My mother taught me IRONY:
"Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about."
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM:
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
My mother taught me about STAMINA:
"You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."
My mother taught me about WEATHER:
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS:
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen
then?"
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't
Exaggerate!!!"
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:
"Stop acting like your father!"
My mother taught me about ENVY:
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do!"
THANKS, MOM !
Friday, January 8, 2010
Decisions???!!!
Ok..Here goes..Spm got 9 subjects n one extra subjects which we ourselves have to decide n pick among which subs we want..After i see all d subs,(tassawur islam,est,seni,n account) i decided 2 pick est cuz,
1.Tassawur Islam isnt my thing cuz i have been flunking anything dat gotta do wit
agama since,i dunno,forever..(except PAFA n HAFAZAN)
2.Seni is damn boring n not my interest..One of my frien asked me to picked Seni cuz he said my drawings are superb (hahaha..yeah ryte..but thanx for d compliments!!)
but i just like drawings people not colouring n painting n etc..
3.Finally is account..ok..yes account is fun cuz its math n all..but its not all
math..but people dunno dat..hahaha..also,d sub is in BM..i hate subs dat r in
BM..eventhough account brings future n all,but im gonna refute it!hahaha..
The freaking thing is dat,i thought est is easy..well,that changes once i had a peek inside d questions..GOD!!its damn hard!i feel like refuting it too..but,my dad said (Hepi Bday Papa!!hahaha..)dat i should just proceed wit EST n if i cant endure its hardness,i can always drop d subjects..sooo..i am taking 10 subs ppl..10 FREAKING,HARD,TOUGH,IRREFUTABLE DAMN SUBJECTS!!!!!!!!!!
1.Tassawur Islam isnt my thing cuz i have been flunking anything dat gotta do wit
agama since,i dunno,forever..(except PAFA n HAFAZAN)
2.Seni is damn boring n not my interest..One of my frien asked me to picked Seni cuz he said my drawings are superb (hahaha..yeah ryte..but thanx for d compliments!!)
but i just like drawings people not colouring n painting n etc..
3.Finally is account..ok..yes account is fun cuz its math n all..but its not all
math..but people dunno dat..hahaha..also,d sub is in BM..i hate subs dat r in
BM..eventhough account brings future n all,but im gonna refute it!hahaha..
The freaking thing is dat,i thought est is easy..well,that changes once i had a peek inside d questions..GOD!!its damn hard!i feel like refuting it too..but,my dad said (Hepi Bday Papa!!hahaha..)dat i should just proceed wit EST n if i cant endure its hardness,i can always drop d subjects..sooo..i am taking 10 subs ppl..10 FREAKING,HARD,TOUGH,IRREFUTABLE DAMN SUBJECTS!!!!!!!!!!
Things U Have To Do In A Supermarket..
Things u HAVE to do in a supa-market!!!
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: "Code 3 in house wares".... and see what
happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layby.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, leap out and say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu,
go!"
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: "Code 3 in house wares".... and see what
happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layby.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, leap out and say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the foetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu,
go!"
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Miracle Wish
What do you do when the only thing worth fighting for, no longer wants to fight for you? What do you do when the person you love more than anyone else in this world doesn't love you? What do you do when the only thing you want to do is talk to the person you used to know, but cant because they said good-bye forever? What do you do when your friends are giving up on you because they no longer know how to help you? What do you do when your hopeless? I for one just want to go hide, and never be found. At least that way i would have a reason for being alone. I just want to have something terrible happen to me, so i have a reason to feel this pain. I want to be able to tell the person i need so much, that not being there for me is making me miserable. I want things i cant have..... :'(
Pride & Prejudice
“You must know... surely, you must know it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I'd scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.”
Monday, January 4, 2010
First Day!!!
Today was the first day of school..
Woke up at 5.30 A.M. cuz i was sooo excited..
But the main reason is because d stinkin alarm couldnt turn off by it self..
hahaha..
Then watch tv for about 1/2 hours..
After that took a shower n play my ps3 for an hour!!
hahahah!!
Came to school..
Search for andy!!!
x jumpa!kata nk jumpa kat gate at 7!
but instead,he go wait at d usual hang out place..
hahaha..
buat penat org tunggu jek..
hahaha!!
All Form 4s' had to go to the dewan seri budi..
We had to sit there for the whole day cuz we wanna know our class!!
I got into 4A which is Biology!!
My back hurts just cuz of sitting n waiting d whole day!!
hahahah!!!
Then after that,we (Paul,Andy,Faris,Khir,Rafiqin n me) went to makan..
hahaha..
Later after makan,we sat at the guard place cuz,well,the main reason is,khir,paul n me wanted to see adrianna masuk Form 1..but they all went back early or she came late..
hahaha..
so only Andy n me left..
Then andy brought me 2 his mom..
then i see andy's mom,adrianna (sooo funny..hahah..),n andrieq..
Few minutes later,i went home..
hahahaha...
Wat a blast of a day!!
hahahahah!!
owwww..
my back hurts..
=)
Woke up at 5.30 A.M. cuz i was sooo excited..
But the main reason is because d stinkin alarm couldnt turn off by it self..
hahaha..
Then watch tv for about 1/2 hours..
After that took a shower n play my ps3 for an hour!!
hahahah!!
Came to school..
Search for andy!!!
x jumpa!kata nk jumpa kat gate at 7!
but instead,he go wait at d usual hang out place..
hahaha..
buat penat org tunggu jek..
hahaha!!
All Form 4s' had to go to the dewan seri budi..
We had to sit there for the whole day cuz we wanna know our class!!
I got into 4A which is Biology!!
My back hurts just cuz of sitting n waiting d whole day!!
hahahah!!!
Then after that,we (Paul,Andy,Faris,Khir,Rafiqin n me) went to makan..
hahaha..
Later after makan,we sat at the guard place cuz,well,the main reason is,khir,paul n me wanted to see adrianna masuk Form 1..but they all went back early or she came late..
hahaha..
so only Andy n me left..
Then andy brought me 2 his mom..
then i see andy's mom,adrianna (sooo funny..hahah..),n andrieq..
Few minutes later,i went home..
hahahaha...
Wat a blast of a day!!
hahahahah!!
owwww..
my back hurts..
=)
Saturday, January 2, 2010
New Year
TWO OH OH NINE;
here's to the music
here's to the beat;
here's to my jams
stuck on repeat;
here's to the b**ches
and friends that we lost
here's to the memories
and lines that we crossed
here's to the hearts
that were broken in two
here's to the breakups
that were long overdue
here's to the family
that we hold so dear
here's to the moments
* THAT FILLED UP THIS YEAR
( b r i n g - i t - o n; t w o . o h . o n e . o h ) *
here's to the music
here's to the beat;
here's to my jams
stuck on repeat;
here's to the b**ches
and friends that we lost
here's to the memories
and lines that we crossed
here's to the hearts
that were broken in two
here's to the breakups
that were long overdue
here's to the family
that we hold so dear
here's to the moments
* THAT FILLED UP THIS YEAR
( b r i n g - i t - o n; t w o . o h . o n e . o h ) *
New School Year!!!!!!! (YES!!!!!)
WOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Can't wait 2 start the new school year!!
hahahahahh!!!!
New school year..
New life...
New class...
New surroundings..
YEAH!!!
So excited..
But I know,I will regret saying this..
hahahahaahhahaah!!!!!
Can't wait 2 start the new school year!!
hahahahahh!!!!
New school year..
New life...
New class...
New surroundings..
YEAH!!!
So excited..
But I know,I will regret saying this..
hahahahaahhahaah!!!!!
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